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The merits of a cold shower

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Roughly two months ago, a workmate enthusiastically relayed to me the benefits of switching to cold showers. He said it was the very reason he hadn’t caught a cold in 11 months and declared he would be a cold shower person for the rest of his life.

Earthclinic.com believes a cold shower has the following positive effects:

  • Brings blood to the capillaries, therefore increasing circulation throughout the body.
  • Cleans the circulatory system.
  • Reduces blood pressure on internal organs.
  • Provides flushing for the organs and provides a new supply of blood.
  • Strengthens the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems.
  • Contracts the muscles to eliminate toxins and poisonous wastes.
  • Strengthens the mucous membranes, which help resist hay fever, allergies, colds, coughs.

Oh yeah, and Kramer takes cold showers too. Here’s a Seinfeld excerpt:

George: “What day is today? Aghh, Tuesday! I shouldn’t have worked out today. Mr Wilhem has called a big meeting and now I’m gonna be sweating through the whole thing.”

Jerry: “Why? You took a shower?”

George: “Aghh, it wouldn’t take. Ten minutes from now, I’ll be sweating all over again, I can feel it. I’m a human heat pump!!”

Kramer: “You should take cold showers.”

George: “Cold showers? They’re for psychotics.”

Kramer: “Well I take ‘em ….. they give me a whooooosh!”

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