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I realize that my verbage in the Dolphin Rap might be a bit incomprehensible. So here’s the lyrics I’m spitting like hot fire.
“This is Jackson, and today I’d like to talk about…
Dolphins! They are the best.
Look good in a hat. Look good in a vest.
They are magicians! Magic from the sea.
Friend to the whale and friend to you and me.Dolphins!
(I never saw such a happy fish!)
(I love the way they leap and play!)
And now I’d like to introduce you to my special friend…
(We call him)
Dolphin! Dolphin!
Master of the sea, cause he’s got a masters degree in Oceanography!
Oooooooh!
What more can you say? I mean, that’s basically it, right?
Oop! Oh wait, no. Wait, no. There’s more!What about the Walrus?!
The walrus is good too, but a dolphin is cuter, has a higher IQ.
Ha ha! Right. You ready for this? I’m gonna drop some science.
Here we go:
The dolphin is warm-blooded! Cares deeply for its young!
But equally important, dolphins know how to have fun!
Fishermen!
You are the best!
So careful with your hooks, so skillful with your nets.
Nets, nets, nets, nets…A good fisherman knows, that the dolphin is his friend.
Dolphins saving fishermen time and time again.
Now the time has come to return the favor.
Be a dolphin’s hero! Be a dolphin life-saver!A good fisherman knows, that the dolphin is his friend.
Dolphins saving fishermen time and time again!
Time and time again!Dolphins!
Dolphins!
Dolphins!Dolphins are awesome!”
Come join in the fun. Spit some hot fire of your own! We’ll mash it all together and create the world’s longest, biggest, happiest, most internationally collaborative song.
Check out Dolphins Are Awesome!
Love,
Jackson
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